一，這就是我的男朋友。

This is my boyfriend

二，我這座冰山終於變成了他手裡的冰淇淋。

My iceberg finally turned into ice cream in his hand

三，我的男朋友一米八五，很乾淨陽光的少年，手指很修長聲音很酥，八塊腹肌的他會做飯，不是中央空調只寶貝我。

My boyfriend is one meter eighty-five， a very clean and sunny teenager， with slender fingers and crisp voice。 He can cook with eight abdominal muscles， but he is not a central air conditioner。

四，你是我的宇宙限量版的快樂，我的快樂都是因為你。

You are the limited edition happiness of my universe， and all my happiness is because of you。

五，我喜歡你，勝於昨日，略匱明朝。

I like you better than yesterday， just like the Ming Dynasty

六，鍾於 忠於 衷於 終於。

Zhong is loyal to the heart and finally。

七，喜歡他的妹子太多了 但他從來都不會理會 每次他都會冷冷地拒絕說 他有老婆了他很愛他老婆。

There are too many girls who like him， but he never cares。 Every time he coldly refuses to say that he has a wife， he loves his wife very much

八，把手放在你皮帶上，情人節禮物我自己拆。

Put your hand on your belt and I‘ll open the Valentine’s Day gift myself

九，喜歡你 不知生產日期 更沒有保質期。

Like you don‘t know the production date， and you have no shelf life。

十，你要不要接受我這個甜蜜的麻煩。

Do you want to accept my sweet trouble？

十一，只想做你的寶貝 不想在別人那裡遭罪

I just want to be your baby and don’t want to suffer from others。

十二，檸檬從此變甜了。

Lemons have become sweet ever since

十三，和喜歡的人在一起永遠是彼此的小朋友。

Being with someone you like will always be each other‘s children

十四，我是五毛，她是五毛，我們湊一塊兒了。

I am 50 cents， she is 50 cents， we are together

十五，愛，或者被愛，都不如相愛。

To love， or to be loved， is better than to love。

十六，本幼兒園第一可愛有專屬小朋友了。

This kindergarten is the most lovely and has its own children。

十七，點贊份子錢可打八五折。

You can get a 15% discount if you like your money。