笑得直什麼

1、每天看著不同口味的安眠藥在講臺上走來走去。

I watched sleeping pills of different flavors walking around the platform every day。

2、加我就現在，不要因為你的弱懦，導致我們兩個人的寂寞。

Add me now， don‘t cause our loneliness because of your cowardice。

3、當你覺得不行的時候，你就去過馬路，那樣你就是一個行人啦！

When you think you can’t， you go to the road， so you are a pedestrian！

4、我懷疑你的本質是一本書，不然我怎麼越看越想睡。

I suspect you are a book in nature。 Otherwise， how can I look more and more sleepy。

5、我好喜歡小動物，比如炸雞、烤鴨、水煮魚。

I like small animals， such as fried chicken， roast duck， boiled fish。

6、手頭緊，時間緊，衣服緊，眉頭緊，這就是傳說中的前程似錦。

Money is tight， time is tight， clothes are tight， eyebrows are tight。 This is the legendary future。

7、當電風扇變成了電吹風，我覺得人生都失去了意義。

When the electric fan becomes a hair dryer， I feel that life has lost its meaning。

8、“這孩子不是笨，就是學習方法不對。”

“學習方法都找不對，不是笨是什麼？”

“The child is either stupid or not learning in the right way。”

“Learning methods are not found right， what is stupid？”

9、今天在上班路上不小心摔了一跤，被醫院確診為三級燙傷。

Today， I fell down on the way to work and was diagnosed as grade III scald by the hospital。

10、你有什麼資格說我胖，你請我吃過什麼嗎？

What qualifications do you have to say that I am fat？ Have you ever treated me to anything？

11、在朋友圈發段子到底能不能吸引到喜歡的男孩子，不能的話我不發了，青春耗不起。

In the circle of friends， can you attract the boys you like？ If you can‘t， I can’t afford to spend my youth。

12、如果你喜歡上一個帥哥，請不要立刻採取措施，你應該慢慢了解他，不久後你會發現他的朋友更帥。

If you like a handsome man， please don‘t take measures immediately。 You should get to know him slowly。 Soon you will find his friends more handsome。

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