你跟你爸挺像的怎麼回覆

01

“我想請個假”

“請什麼假”

“請你嫁給我”

“I want to ask for a leave”

“what leave to ask”

“please marry me”

02

“請問膩歪反過來怎麼說”

“歪膩”

“我也愛你”

“What‘s the reverse reading of Ni Wai”

“Wai Ni”

“I love you too”

03

“你長得好像我的一個親戚啊”

“誰？”

“我爸爸的女婿”

“You look like a relative of mine”

“Who？”

“My father’s son-in-law”

04

“我結婚你一定要來”

“為什麼？”

“因為沒有新娘會很尷尬”

“You must come to my marriage”

“Why？”

“Because it would be very embarrassing without a bride”

05

“只許州官放火”

“不許……”

“不許你離開我”

“Only allow the state officials to set fire”

“Don‘t……”

“Don’t leave me”

06

“無事獻殷勤”

“非……”

“非常喜歡你”

“Be courteous with nothing

”Not。。。 “

”Like you very much“

07

“我感覺我今天怪怪的”

“什麼？”

“我怪想你的”

”I feel strange today“

”What？“

”I think of you quite a lot“

08

“你這麼完美，就是有一個缺點”

“什麼缺點？”

“缺點我”

”You are so perfect， but there is a defect“

”What defect？“

”You don‘t own me“

09

“最近有謠言說我喜歡你”

“我有聽說，他們淨瞎說”

“我要澄清一下，那不是謠言。”

”Recently there are rumors that I like you。“

”I know， they like to talk nonsense。“

”I want to clarify， that’s not a rumor。“

10

“快說你喜歡我，然後我拒絕你”

“我喜歡你……”

“那我們就在一起吧！”

”Quickly say that you like me， and then I refuse you“

”I like you。。。“

”Let‘s be together！“

11

“遊樂園那個，可以騎在上面轉圈的叫旋轉什麼”

“木馬”

“mua”

”What’s the one in the amusement park that can ride around on it？“

”Trojan horse“

”MUA“

12

“三十晚上的鞭炮再響”

“嗯？”

“都沒有我想你那麼想”

”The firecrackers on New Year‘s Eve are very loud“

”What？“

”They are not as loud as I miss you“

END：願你歷遍山河，覺得人間值得。